#💀 | la pantera | grimmjow

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*nyooom*

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Hmmm, hey Grimmjow. Have you discovered massage chairs yet? They're supremely comfy thrones fit for a King!

2 Minutes Later....

"...It attacked me."

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its grimmjow b0rthday...

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Lord Sexta, Are you able to do a purr-growl on command? It'd be fun to see the kind of reactions you'd get.

"You're joking, right?

Ugh, whatever--..."

"...How's that~?"

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Quincies: 'you are without a doubt the WORST Espada I have EVER heard of.'

Grimmjow: 'but you HAVE heard of me.'

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Hey Lord Grimmjow, I've seen you in some pretty cool threads on this blog, where do you shop?

Uryu: “Okay…. Grimmjow, was it? Mr. Urahara lent us some money for this spree, so let’s start by getting you some new clothes. You already have a pretty good figure and a complexion that works with a lot of colors, so this shouldn’t be hard. I plan on experimenting with a few avant-garde ideas on you. Time to try some stuff out!���Grimmjow: “…You know, Kisuke could have just killed me back in the war instead of this shit….”

Uryu: “This one fits you pretty well. Shows off your personality and suits you. Buuut…. a little too predictable.”Neliel: “HAHAH. You look like a rejected boy band member.”Grimmjow: “I’m not afraid to throw a Gran Rey Cero in the middle of this fucking mall, Nel.”

Uryu: “YES! There we go, we’re starting to find themes that work with you! I think the fur-collar frames your shoulders well, and the green is surprisingly a good color on you.”Grimmjow: “…You know what, four eyes?? I think you’re onto something. THIS I like.”Neliel: “Er, actually Ishida… this makes him look kinda rough. Remember, Mr. Urahara wants something that looks… approachable!”Uryu: “Of course, my mistake. Let’s get risky for a second, go off the beaten path…”

Neliel: “Oh, WOW, Grimmjow. This outfits makes me almost want to tolerate you!”Grimmjow: “Har-hee-fuckin-har. Now can I take this one off? Its hard to move in and I don’t like wearing this thing on my head. It better not mess up my hair.”Uryu: “Dammit. I thought this one for sure. Hmm… OH! Miss Neliel, I have a fantastic idea!”

Neliel: “Wow wow WOW! This one is perfect, Ishida! Goodness, you can hardly tell what an asshole he is! Mr. Urahara is going to love this, and so will the customers!”Uryu: “Heheh. What can I say? Glasses improve any look. There’s a magic to them.”Grimmjow: “I will sooner tear this off my body and walk around town naked than wear this fucking trash.”Uryu: “OH COME ON– You know what? I haven’t been going avant-garde enough on you, Grimmjow. Let’s go back to the clearance rack, I think this final outfit might FINALLY sell you.”

Grimmjow: “….”Uryu: “YES! THIS is the one! It looks amazing on you and it fits you better than the others!”Neliel: “Whoooa…. it’s definitely you, Grimmjow. I mean… I’m not  fan, but Mr. Urahara will approve!”Grimmjow: “…Good. I like this one. This is the outfit we’re getting. Now let’s GO.”Neliel and Uryu: “NO, we’re getting some of the OTHER outfits, too!!”

“I don’t really have a specific place.... sadly it’s wherever Nel and the Quincy drag me to. I hate being a dress-up doll, though.”

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I heard it’s you’re birthday today, happy birthday my king! I hope you have an awesome day! ੭•̀ω•́)੭̸*✩⁺˚

“This bitch had the audacity to come to my birthday party with a birthday gift. What the fuck is that s’posed to mean, bitch??”

//He would enjoy his birthday, but it doesn’t help that he hates everyone he’s being forced to spending it with.//

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"My King! A tiny panther cub has been found at the gates! What shall we do with the small animal, my King? Servents have taken it to a small room for the time being until told otherwise."

“Okay, listen… Aizen told me I had to keep it…”

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May I request the highest of high fives?

“…He’s pretty damn tall and he’s absolutely on something. That fit your criteria?”

“Oh, and it’s your pick which one of us tears you up first. We’ve been pretty bored all day and could use a grey ball to kick around.”

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Crap I drew you as femmjow and your still beautiful. ~_~ '

“Nothing wrong with that. Who wouldn’t be attracted to me?”

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How tall are you/how much do you weigh? What's your workout regimine?

“Workout regimen? Huh… does constantly fighting to the death count? …I guess free running is a thing, too… and you can do a LOT of that in Las Noches.”

“...If you want any other measurements, though, I’d be more than happy if you asked your King oh-so-very-nicely.”

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//So, for an ask that I got, I’m currently designing a SHIT TON of outfits for Grimmjow...

....And I’m having the time of my god damn life just dressing him up in every outfits I’ve ever dreamed of either wearing myself or seeing on another guy.

So, like, please.... if you guys have any good outfit ideas..... abso-fucking-lutely submit them. PLEASE.//

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¿Los arrancars saben hablar español? Di algo sexy en este idioma por favooor!!! ♥-♥

“Of course we speak Spanish. Some of the first vasto lordes originated from this place called ‘Spain’, so they went around making sure every sentient Hollow, gillian, and adjucha knew it and would speak it. It’s not the only human tongue I know…

…But because you asked oh-so nicely~…”

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Do you regret anything? Any kills, any actions? Were you always this brutish, Jaegerjaquez?

“…And that’s King Jaegerjaques, to you, Grey Face.”

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So Grimmjow, what was it like being a rankless, neutered kitten for your disobedience? Did it hurt, hurt feeling that you'd be a bottom-rung ally cat as a consequence? I can only imagine how your pride was cut to ribbons.~ After all, without that girl, you'd still be a single-armed swordsman, barely able to handle himself.

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Hey Grimmjow. :33

“Fuck. Off.”